Two Guys Were Walking Their Dogs And Wanted To Drink A Beer In A Bar. This Is Gold.
Two guys are walking their dogs, a black lab and a Chihuahua.
Passing a bar, the “lab” walker says, “Let’s get a beer.”
The other one: “We can’t take our dogs in there.”
The first: “Watch.”
In he goes and orders a beer.
“Sorry, you can’t bring your dog in here.”