Three Guys Were Drinking At The Bar When A Drunk Came In. This Is Priceless.
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting: “Your mom’s the best s”x in town!”
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says: “I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!”