Dave Asked His Grandpa What's The Secret Of His Marital Success. His Answer Will Blow Your Mind.
“So, grandpa” – asked Dave at his engagement party: “your marriage to grandma is legendary, everyone talks about how you two get along so well and never fight, what’s the secret to your marital success?”
“Well,” – said grandpa Joe after taking a deep puff on his cigar: “it all started on the way home from our wedding. We hadn’t gone but a mile when the horse started giving us trouble. I gave the horse a little whip and that’s when I heard your grandma say in a low voice: ´That’s strike one.´
A bit later the horse stopped again. ´That’s strike two´ – she said.