An Older Man Called His Son To Tell Him He's About To Divorce His Mum. This Is Pure Gold.

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says: “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says.

“We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.”