A Poor Little Old Lady Lived In A House Only With Her Cat. This One Will Make You Laugh Silly.
A poor little lonely old lady lived in a house with only her cat as a friend.
One day, the lights went out as she sat knitting; she had been unable to pay the electric bill.
So, she went up to the attic and got an old oil lamp from her childhood.
As she rubbed it clean a genie appeared and allowed her three wishes.
“First, I want to be so rich I never have to worry about money again.”